NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and
beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. One of the hillbillies
looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her
head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly
gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked
that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies
out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly
back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind
Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
