Kayaking accident

aslan · 09-29-2009, 08:56 PM

Mrs. Williams had been lost in a kayaking accident in the Firth River in Alaska and Mr. Williams was obviously quite concerned when 2 Alaska troopers arrived at his house. One of the troopers knocked on the door and Mr. Williams answered. “We have some bad news, some good news and some really, really good news,” said one of the troopers. Mr. Williams asked for the bad news first. “Your wife was found in the river and has passed away.” “So what’s the good news?” asked Mr. Williams. “She was found with 8 25 pound King crabs attached to her body.” Completely taken aback, Mr. Williams demanded what the great news was. The second trooper said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow!”
Stan

phthaloblu · 09-29-2009, 09:40 PM

Oh, that's soooooo bad! lol!

Ford70Fastback · 09-29-2009, 09:48 PM

hahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Marcs66and06 · 09-29-2009, 11:38 PM

LOL-he better get a cut of that crab haul!

CantedValve · 09-29-2009, 11:52 PM

I am in North Carolina... Wrightsville Beach. We went kayaking yesterday. Suffice to say I have ***** for balance. Tipped me and my partner... she is a relatively attractive well endowed woman... wearing white shirt... mmmm... nobody will ever know I did it on purpose

6t9mach1 · 09-30-2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CantedValve

I am in North Carolina... Wrightsville Beach. We went kayaking yesterday. Suffice to say I have ***** for balance. Tipped me and my partner... she is a relatively attractive well endowed woman... wearing white shirt... mmmm... nobody will ever know I did it on purpose

mike65 · 09-30-2009, 09:54 PM

Good one Stan those king crabs are good eating.