Danica back on the market

[Blues Power]

shes available. Ahhh i can see it now..........


Me: Honey what do you want to do today.
Danica: rebuild the motor
Me: how far do you want to go with it
Dan: i dunno maybe 650 HP 450 Lbs of torque
Me: :at the wheels
Dan: uhhh yea like where esle would you measure it from....duh.
Me. Ok sounds like a 950 DP will be good
Dan: 950 is for boys I was thinking more like 1150
Me: we'll need some suspension and brakes to back that up.
Dan Yeah I got that covered
Me: whats the budjet
Dan: there is none

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...QlPuh8F4ai8U0Q

then old blues power woke up and realized that im old eunf to be her grandfather

[qwk66]

^^^ Sounds like you got it all planned out.

[datac]

Bleh. She need another season (at least) in Atlantics, but Tony George needed a gimmick. Now she's a half-skilled driver with a full-size ego, too bad it worked out that way. Katherine Legge makes her look like Charles Pic.

[mjb1032]

I knew she'd want want me back!

[2manyhobbies]

Just don't let her drive the mustang, she'll put it into the wall.

[crey]

Being married to a race car driver would be like being married to a woman with much stronger hands than me. Every time I couldn't open a jar, I'd have to hand it to her.

[My427stang]

Originally Posted by crey

Being married to a race car driver would be like being married to a woman with much stronger hands than me. Every time I couldn't open a jar, I'd have to hand it to her.

LOL!

[John_Del]

My day would be more along these lines:

Me: Hey Danica, how about some role playing? I'll play a pit crew grease monkey, you play the superstar driver looking for some real excitement.

Danica: You know, I'm getting tired of you treating me like just a skirt. I have a mind you know. ... In fact, I've had enough. I'm leaving...


Man, even my fantasies end in crap....

John

[71mach351]

Originally Posted by 2manyhobbies

Just don't let her drive the mustang, she'll put it into the wall.

And then blame the wall! Yeah, the wall wasn't giving you any respect either...

[jonfor]

although she is cute from a few angles, i bet she is a pain in the a$$. one night stand only.

[65since88]

I bet she hooks up with Dale Jr. if they havent already.

[Maxum96]

Originally Posted by Blues Power

then old blues power woke up and realized that im old eunf to be her grandfather

She likes older guys. Her soon to be ex husband is 17 years older than her. So you might have a shot after all

[Hwyman]

If she changed that 17 to 37, and I lied about my age, I might have a chance.

[sportsroof69]

Her relationship hit a wall too......

[bartl]

The camera, and makeup, make a BIG DIFFERENCE. You could do a lot better finding a car-oriented "ordinary" girl. Now that I'm 55 I'm sure I qualify for either two 18-year olds and a 19 year old or a couple 27 1/2 year olds....