I've been getting up the courage to tell each and everyone of you how sorry I am to realize how close some of you live near Beach Pony.
I'm sure it must be tiring having to constantly lock up your daughters, wives, pets and backdoors, (not necessarily in that order)knowing he could come a courtin' unannounced at any moment. That plus watching your property value continuously plummet must be heart breaking.
My only suggestions are to either move far,far away or lay out some garlic strands around the perimeter of your yard. Mind you he has gotten wise on the latter and now brings a portable bridge to get over the garlic.
If I can think of any other idea to help ward him away, I'll be happy to share it with you. Until then:
1> Be wise about the ole glued quarter on front porch trick.
2> Be cautious if you see this guy at your door
Regards
I mean sheesh! Craig( 
) is runnin everyone off the east coast with his blasphemy. All I have left now are those beautiful nubile orange a white clad ladies.
