I can't say it's a good story, but. Whenever senility jokes come into play I'm reminded of a guy I worked with twenty years ago who would regale us with IT stories from back in the day. Whenever we'd run across a problem and it triggered one of his memories, he'd explain by saying, "This reminds me of something that happened back in 1970 * brief pause to think* 3." We got in the habit of doing the same back to him, except it would be 1990...6.
1970 Mach 1 M code
1990 5.0 LX Limited Edition
I keep noticing the DOT puts up signs to honor my burnouts. That's nice of them.